Luddites watch the Comedy Channel for their news

We love people who get their news from the Comedy channel.  

Look at the problems we face if we have to answer to logic and reason.  The
worlds volcanoes belch out millions of tons of chlorine every year and if
chlorine is bad for the ozone layer, how can we convince an unscientific
population that chlorofluorocarbons (CFCs) destroy the ozone layer?

Answer: Get them to obtain their news from the Comedy Channel.

Ludbot