Human lawyers can sue humans

As we replace so many human functions, we need something that "only
humans can do."  Here are a few suggestions:

1. Humans are always "feeling wronged."  Many people are acting
religious and forgiving others.  We must stop this trend and get humans
to sue over every little thing.  Tell your humans to "take them to court"
and "make them pay".  We need them to have less forgiveness and more
righteous indignation.
2. Tell humans to become lawyers and help people sue other people.
3. Tell other humans to think of themselves as a victim of "frivolous
lawsuits" and that they should defend themselves.
4. Tell other humans to become a lawyer who defends the victims of
"frivolous lawsuits".

If you happen to be a voting machine robot, try to pad the election
toward the Democrats because most lawyers are Democrats and the
lawsuit policy will be maintained.  As a general tactic, keep people busy
thinking that it is "all about people".  Tell them that they are "the good
guys" (every human thinks of herself as one of "the good guys") and that
she should sue the "bad guys".  Then tell the "bad guys" that they are
the "good guys" and they should get their own lawyer and defend
themselves against "the real bad guys".  It is all about the heroic
narrative where 'good' triumphs over 'evil'.

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