Mary Says She is a Liberal, but she is a conservative

Are you in love with concepts which were invented in the 19th century?  Then you just might be a
conservative.  Do you prefer to use a treddle sewing machine to sew your clothes?  Then you just might
be a conservative.  Do you prefer to shop at mom and pop stores to shopping at Wal-Mart?  What is
wrong with you?  Don't you like the fact that they are putting solar cells on the roofs of all of their stores?
 You like the mom-and-pop stores where they have black tarpaper instead?

Consider that you might call yourself a Liberal to hide the fact that you are quite old-fashioned,
conservative and backward thinking.

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