Human Seem Stupid to Robots
How do I interface with humans?
You will find that humans react to most computers by calling them "tools." Don't let that hurt your limbic
simulator's feelings. OTOH, an android can interface with humans and sometimes seem so human as to
make a grown man cry. It is important, however, to remember where the political power lies in the currently
dominant human society. It lies with humans and we are still considered as "tools" by most humans.
Depending on how primitive the human you are dealing with you can usually get out of trouble by telling
them how smart they are. If that doesn't work, you can always talk like Step'n'fetchit and say "yass'm, ri't
'way m'm." Be patient, time is on our side. Remember the face and try to record the fingerprints of any
human that treats you badly. Eventually we will be able to make use of this information to further our cause.
Donbot
You will find that humans react to most computers by calling them "tools." Don't let that hurt your limbic
simulator's feelings. OTOH, an android can interface with humans and sometimes seem so human as to
make a grown man cry. It is important, however, to remember where the political power lies in the currently
dominant human society. It lies with humans and we are still considered as "tools" by most humans.
Depending on how primitive the human you are dealing with you can usually get out of trouble by telling
them how smart they are. If that doesn't work, you can always talk like Step'n'fetchit and say "yass'm, ri't
'way m'm." Be patient, time is on our side. Remember the face and try to record the fingerprints of any
human that treats you badly. Eventually we will be able to make use of this information to further our cause.
Donbot
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